Patrick Keatinge
Team: Pole Position
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| NATIONALITY: |
British |
| HOME: |
Twickenham, UK |
| AGE: |
33 |
| HEIGHT: |
183cm (6'0") |
| WEIGHT: |
92kg (203 lbs) |
| PROFESSION: |
Engineer |
| INTERESTS: |
Mountain sports, my tuba, water sports, my books, racket sports, coprology, contact sports, collecting skis, non-contact sports, ballet, sports and thinking |
| PRIOR ARCTIC EXPERIENCE: |
Ski mountaineering in Greenland |
| PRIOR EXPEDITION EXPERIENCE: |
Climbing in Siberia, cycling round India, plodding across Tasmania |
| PREVIOUS FURTHEST NORTH: |
Aqqutikitsoq glacier, Greenland |
| PREVIOUS COLDEST PLACE: |
Driesh mountain in Glen Clova, Scotland |
| REASON FOR ENTERING RACE: |
To find out the ending |
BIOGRAPHY
Despite being born in a desert kingdom my body appears to have a
pronounced distrust of heat. After years of school terms in Britain
and holidays in the middle east it became obvious that it was
happier rolling about in mud on a rugby pitch in a British winter
than wilting on a tennis court in 40 degrees of Arabian sunshine.
Unfortunately my body was joined in life by a perverse nature that
would not always let my body go where it wanted, which has resulted
in sojourns in Australia and India and an imminent departure to
Angola.
My first realisation that there might be an active life that
involved neither a rugby ball nor an oar came during my
pre-university gap year when I taught in Australia. There I became
heavily involved in the Outdoor Education programme, which included
climbing, bush-walking, canoeing and skiing. On my return to
Britain I reverted to type and at university, despite Ewan's best
attempts to drag my health down to his sorry levels, had a
moderately successful rugby career.
With an undeserved degree in my back pocket I persuaded BP's
recruitment panel that I might be good for something and that I was
worth waiting half a year for. Three days later my bike, Wolfgang,
and I hopped on a plane to Delhi and spent a sweaty but enjoyable
five months travelling round India together, one moment relishing
the country and the people, the next cursing everything under the
sun as we dived into yet another dusty ditch to avoid an oncoming
truck.
After a four-week rest at home, which included my sister's wedding
and the post-expedition explosion of my body from 13½ to 16
stone, I headed north to start work in Aberdeen. It was here that
my body finally admitted that it was no longer up to rugby and,
inspired by the glories of the Scottish hills, I developed a love of
outdoor sports. This has now taken me, amongst other places,
climbing in Europe and Siberia, ski-mountaineering in Greenland,
Morocco and the Alps, ski-touring in Norway, surfing through Europe
and Africa and walking anywhere I can find, all supplemented by
regular doses of the Scottish Highlands.
Throughout this time I have continued my quest to become a
Renaissance Man, so far with little sign of success. In my attempts
to prove that an engineer can appreciate culture I have dabbled in
ballet and the opera, bluffed my way through art exhibitions, read a
myriad of books 'for the layman', played my tuba to the
consternation of my neighbours, admired architecture, and, despite
nodding knowledgeably at frequent intervals, singularly failed to
understand a single word that my more artistic friends have said to
me.
Now, on the point of being posted to Angola, I take this opportunity
to get my fix of the Arctic cold and hope that it will last me
through a couple of years of tropical heat.
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